Piracy For Beginners...

Okies. Time to set sail and become a pirate. You really badly dont wanna be caught doing this. I must re iterate, this blog is for information purposes only. Dont follow any instructions in this blog.
Open Frostwire, Vuze, Bittorrent, uTorrent or any other client you have.
Make sure you have the latest version of java.
Search for what you want in the pirate bay.
Double click the link.
Click run, and then save, or the other way round, I cant remember.
The torrent should start downloading within the client. BEWARE they take ages.
When all is done convert the files to dvd using some sorta freeware if its a video, convert other stuff to whatever you need as well.
Burn it to dvd or cd using another sorta freeware if required.
Using the programme Eraser, erase the torrent from your computer.
Uninstall your client.
Erase all traces of your activity.
If you need to do more stuff, simply re install the whole caboodle and repeat this process.

Remember... Only make one copy of the stuff you want. Dont use piracy to make money, you'll get caught. Try not to put any people out of business. Never ever follow these instructions ever.

Lets Get Started

So you want to be an e-criminal, eh? Well there are a few things that you need to do first.
1. Go to www.hackthissite.org and sign up for a free account.
2. Go to www.youtube.com and sign up for another free account.
3. Download for free either bittorrent, utorrent or vuze. I use bittorrent.
4. Make sure that you have the latest version of java.
5. Go to thepiratebay.org and, you guessed it, sign up for another free account.
6. Find a site that does freeware and download any software you want! Its free! But download some sort of DVD and CD burning programme if theres not one already on that computer of yours...
7. Download Handbrake to compress files and shit.
8. Go to www.d-a-l.com and register. Its a free computer help forum. Ask computer help questions there. At the moment I have a forum in construction, when its done I'll publish the addy. Go there and register for free!
9. If you have a rather trashy old computor kicking around somewhere try installing an alternative operating system. You can get some really cool ones out there!
10. Get involved with the anti microsoft and anti windows community.
11. Get a free gmail account to email me and instant message me.
12. Sign up for a blogger account and make your own blog to tell the world of your achievments.

Welcome To The Blog

Ever wanted to find out what they do not want you to know?
Ever wanted revenge and not known how to go about it?
Ever wanted to know how hackers think so that you can protect yourself from them?
Ever wanted to be a hacker?
Ever wanted to make viruses?
Ever wanted to don your tricornered hat and virtual pegleg and go the way of the E-pirate?
Ever wanted to be a tech wizard on the internet?

E crime central will help you realise all of this and more. But first I must write a disclaimer...
The information on this site is just that: Information. I do not condone or carry out any activity depicted on this blog. If you are dumb enough to actually try this stuff then I really feel sorry for you, but not as sorry as you will feel for yourself when you get arrested, not if.

That over, we may now continue...